Welcome To Bad At Marketing

Taking your money and not delivering a service is what we do best.

Looking to decrease sales? We have a team that specializes in sitting around and making you think they’re working.

Want that agency nobody wants? Check out what our clients have to say about us:

I wish I never met them, truly the worst.

Jarold Manpants Jr. (not fake – #wepromise)

I went from 1,200 visits to 12 in 30 days. WTF!

Matt John Blake III (in the flesh – it’s true because #internet)

Looking for that significant drop in website traffic?

We’ve read Google’s guidelines and decided that we know more than Google does about SEO and life in general. We give you our 100% guarntee to:

  1. Piss off users
  2. Spam search engines
  3. Lose traffic

Our highly trained tactical team of bonded, licensed and insured proffessionals are second to none, they will:

  1. Sit back
  2. Avoid your calls
  3. Avoid your emails

“We love taking on too many clients. Remember, the more we can’t handle, the better!”

– Bad At Marketing CEO

Here are some of the services we offer:

  • SEO Services
  • Services for SEO
  • Search Engine Optimization Services
  • Services For The Search Engine Optimizations
  • Optimizations of the Service Engines
  • Engine Search Optimization Marketing
  • Marketing Optimization Engine Search

To name a few.

All of our work is in-house American-outsourced and so is our contents, creatives, and ideas.

Unlike our nemesis (not our sister company #internetagain) GoodAtMarketing.com we don’t care about you or your stupididiot business.

Think you have what it takes?
We offer PPC services for those of you who want to spend extra money on. Yup, you guessed it, nothing! Be sure to never come back.

Get in touch with us by filling out the form below, we promise to sell your information to everyone.

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On second thought, do not contact us.